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Born
July 18, 1968
Truthfully, Lex is not sure why
he is even performing with the ZOOperstars! He
has no redeeming qualities or talents. He can’t
dance. He can’t memorize the routines. He
doesn’t like to travel. He doesn’t
like little kids. He doesn’t like big kids.
He doesn’t like adults. He doesn’t
like umpires or hotels or sports or music or airplanes
or people…and he doesn’t deal well
with women, either. He frequently gets nervous
while performing and passes out inside the costumes.
Lex attended Vanderbilt University in Nashville,
TN and graduated with a double major in Math and
Spanish.
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Favorite TV Shows: The Simpsons, Seinfeld |
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Favorite Movies: The Razor’s Edge, Groundhog
Day, Old School, Bambi |
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Favorite Musicians or Groups: Neil Young,
Sting, The Cure, The Artie Dean Harris Band, Barbara
Streisand
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Favorite Foods: Sushi and cold beer
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Favorite Restaurants: Ones that serve Sushi
and cold beer
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Favorite Sports to Play: Marbles, Pick-up-sticks,
Duck-Duck-Goose, Marco Polo, Building Forts, Kickball,
Doctor, Spin the Bottle, Paper Rock Scissors
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Favorite Athletes: (tie) Dominic Latkovski
and Oprah
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Favorite Sports Teams: The Toros and my 7th
grade soccer team
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Favorite ZOOperstars! characters: Walter the
Infected Scab, Kevin the Cockroach, Ed the Purple
Tree Monkey, Carol the Inflatable Leftover Tuna
Casserole, and Donald the Stupid Albino Porcupine
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Favorite Venues: Sorry, I don’t understand
French
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Favorite ESPN Personalities: I don’t
watch that kind of show
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Favorite Cities: Dali (China), and of course,
Yakutsk, Irkutsk, Madagascar and Kamchatka
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Favorite Airports: Phoenix, Louisville, Dali
(China)
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Least Favorite Airports: Baghdad International
Airport, Lagos International Airport (Nigeria),
Kandahar International Airport (Afghanistan),
and International House of Pancakes
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Favorite Vacation Spot: Hooters
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Favorite Airlines: Fed-Ex and Pan Am
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Most Memorable ZOOperstars! moment: Completing
this intrusive, humiliating, and stupid questionnaire. |
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