Crazy animals.
Silly names.
Funny stuff.
Serious business.

Meet the New York wonderboy…it’s Derek Cheetah. Known for dating celebs like Mariah Canary and Anna Kournicobra, this guy has luck on and off the field. Now that he has Owlex Rodriguez a few steps to his right, this cat may be back in the World Series in no time.

Height:

8 feet 3 inches

Weight:

1,427 pounds

Resides:

In the Bronx Zoo

Characteristics: His pinstripes highlight his colorful feline fur. Number 2 can dance the night away and still get the big hit the next game! He’s got George Steinhenner for a boss, so you know his pockets are sure to be deep. Cheetah can always outrun the competition.