Look, it’s the crab who likes to have control, on and off the field. He’s the hardest crab to catch. He loves to have his soup and his mom’s got his back. He likes to start, but not finish the season…..it’s Donovan McCrabb.
| Height: |
8 feet 5 inches |
| Weight: |
3,556 pounds |
| Resides: |
The depths of the Delaware River |
Characteristics: He has a smile that intercepts hearts everywhere, pinchers that make completions and a spinner of a shell. This shellfish is not selfish; he loves to share the pigskin. This mollusk has a clean, crisp and sassy goatee. He sometimes carries his soup with him and always has a big bowl of fun. |
|
