This guy's no jackass - it's Mario
Lemule! The goofy grinnin' donkey gets really funky when he hits the ice.
This guy slips and slides, jumps and jives to the hottest, horse hoovin'
hip-hop hits. Mario spends a lot of time in his private stallion stable
in a prominent part of the Pittsburgh suburbs. Look out pooper-scoopers...don't
step in Mario's manure!
| Height: |
8 feet 5 inches |
| Weight: |
1,066 pounds |
| Resides: |
A Barn in Suburban Pittsburgh |
Characteristics: Enormous
ears that flap freely. Naughty "snotty" nostrils on the
end of his snout. A goofy growl on his grill that makes everyone
giggle. Huge hooves for reeking havoc. |
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