Crazy animals.
Silly names.
Funny stuff.
Serious business.

As an eight-time All-Star, this Rhino hangs out in the Hall of Fame.  He brings the heat high and tight, and is always a threat to toss a no-hitter.  The huge, horned, herbivore hurler really likes to scrap.  This loveable strikeout king holds many records!  Everyone jump on the Rhino Express!

Height: 9 feet 3inches
Weight:

4,334 pounds

Resides:

Grazes in the plains of Texas.

Characteristics: He’s got two big, long horns and a funky hairy tail. With the arm to break all the records, this Rhino always looks to stick it to ‘em.