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This mussel can bring the heat, but he really loves to chomp down on bar-b-qued batboys, groundskeepers, umpires, and anyone else... …it’s Roger Clamens! His career lasted a long time, but ended amid controversy. Watch out for this hungry, crazy clam!

Height: 6 feet, 4 inches
Weight: 1,880 pounds
Resides: Waters near MANY ballparks
Characteristics: This over-sized mussel is an intimidating sea-creature. He has a big mouth for devouring the competition. He has the arm to get him to Cooperstown, but will he make it?