Crazy animals.
Silly names.
Funny stuff.
Serious business.

Houston, we have a solution! This rocket has landed in the lone star state…it’s Roger Clamens! He loves to chomp down on bar-b-qued batboys, groundskeepers, umpires, and anyone else, so lookout!

Height: 6 feet, 4 inches
Weight: 1,880 pounds
Resides: The plains of Texas
Characteristics: This mussel can bring the heat. He’s got the arm to get him to Cooperstown, but he’s in no hurry. He can fire the rocket for a few more years!