Houston, we have a solution!
This rocket has landed in the lone star state…it’s Roger Clamens!
He loves to chomp down on bar-b-qued batboys, groundskeepers, umpires, and anyone
else, so lookout!
| Height: |
6 feet, 4 inches |
| Weight: |
1,880 pounds |
| Resides: |
The plains of Texas |
| Characteristics: This mussel can bring the heat. He’s got the arm to get him to Cooperstown,
but he’s in no hurry. He can fire the rocket for a few more years! |
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