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The super-seal of basketball…it’s Shaquille O’Seal. This big-bodied aquatic critter is sure to be a slam dunk with all of the fans. Number 34 will never back down from competitors like Yao Flamingo and Tim Skunkan!

Height:

12 feet 7 inches

Weight:

3,001 pounds

Resides:

Arizona Desert

Characteristics: This seal is super-sized, towering over all the other animals. He can either dunk the ball or balance it on his nose. Known to rip down the rims and cut down the nets!