Crazy animals.
Silly names.
Funny stuff.
Serious business.

Everybody out of the water! It's Shark McGwire - the most powerful fish since JAWS. This land loving, fin jiggling, record setting home run basher swims the mighty and muddy Mississippi River in St. Louis. Shark always makes a big splash!

Height:

10 feet 2 inches

Weight:

2,570 pounds

Resides:

Mississippi River

Characteristics: Reddish hair with a smooth-lookin' goatee. Sharp, ferocious teeth for chomping up opponents. Strong fins that squiggle, wiggle, and jiggle. Always wears his batting helmet...ready to take one deep.