Crazy animals.
Silly names.
Funny stuff.
Serious business.

Watch out America…it’s Yao Flamingo! This bird started making his way to the states just a few years ago…and everyone could see him coming! You can’t miss the hot pink tall wonder bird! Look out when Yao and his rival, Shaquille O’Seal, get together…they are always ready for a battle!

Height:

12 foot 7 inches

Weight:

2,098 pounds

Resides:

Under the stars in Texas

Characteristics: The longest neck known to man…Yao towers over the hoop, without even leaving the ground! He has a big bushy hot pink tail and long straight legs. His uniform is so big, it could be used for a tent in the offseason! Watch out competition…now that he has Tracy McGradeer on his team, Yao Flamingo is ready to make some noise in the Western Conference!