This former Brooklyn great never gets his feathers ruffled.  It's Pee Wee Geese - the best web-footed shortstop of all time.  Although an old-timer himself, Pee Wee makes Mother Goose look like an old hen because he jumps, flips, pecks and flat out cuts the rug.  This guy's no turkey... he really quacks people up! 

Height:

8 feet 6 inches

Weight:

1,984 pounds

Resides:

Pooperstown, NY (Hall of Flying Fame)

Characteristics: More wrinkles than grandma.  Big ol' orange beak for people-pecking.  Loosey-goosey neck that bobs from side to side.  Bends over to shake his tail feathers.

PEE WEE GEESE